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60 Jokes About Paper

Published: Jan 31, 2023 · by Che Lewis

Here are 60 funny paper jokes and the best paper puns to crack you up. These jokes about paper are great paper jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of paper dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about paper, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this paper humor with others.

Paper one liners

Best paper jokes.

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about paper that are also awesome paper jokes for adults and kids to be told!

• Do you want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind, it’s tearable.
• What did the toilet paper say to the other? I feel really wiped out.
• Why did the boy use his feet to pick up the paper that had fallen?  Because his laziness was truly getting out of hand .
• What do you get if you cross paper with guacamole ?  Avocad-board.
• Why did the goose bring toilet paper to the celebration?  He was a real party pooper.
• What does sandpaper say when it agrees with something?  Of coarse.
• What kind of life does a toilet paper live? It's generally on a roll.
• What would you call a piece of paper that has a bull on it? Bull sheet.
• What is a two-dimensional owl called? A paper towl.
• What do you call a paper who is a musical star? Rapping paper.
• What do sloths enjoy reading? Snooze-papers.
• After walking over sand paper, what did a dog say? Rough Rough.
• Is there any advantage to using a paper that is about to be used for origami? It’s ten fold.
• Why did I give up on origami as a hobby? There was a lot of paperwork.
• What did the paper tell the pen? Write on.

• How do you make tissue paper dance ? You put a little boogie in it.
• Ever wondered why a piece of paper never wins a race? Because paper is stationary.
• What did the sad paperclip say to his friend ? I'm barely holding myself together.
• What do cats love to do in the morning?  Read the mewspaper.
• hat do snakes use to cut tracing paper?  A pair of scissss-ors.
• Why did the vampire read the newspaper?  Because it had great circulation.
• What caused the toilet paper to trip on the doormat? It ran out.
• How can a cardboard gun be reloaded? With paper clips.
• What did the paper clip tell the magnet ? I find you attractive.
• What did I do when a cop pulled me and said "papers"? I said "scissors" and drove away.
• What’s printed in the newspapers when a vampire dies?  An obatuary.
• What paperwork do elderly sheep need?  Their last wool and testament.
• Why isn’t it safe for a rock to marry a piece of paper?  Because paper beats rock.
• Why did the newspaper talk to the ice cream?  He was looking for the scoop.
• Where do moose get their news?  The moose paper.

Here are some great paper joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about paper.

• The teacher asks why you’re staring at an empty piece of paper. I’m drawing a blank.
• My friend accidentally got salt in his papercut. Talk about adding insalt to injury.
• Baking paper is something I forgot to buy.   Looks like my cooking will be foiled again.
• Yesterday someone stole my piece of paper. I lost my sheet.
• I started selling notebooks made of handmade papers. The margins are pretty tight.
• I took up a job as the repairman for the paper currency machine but my job isn't making cents.
• My dad has been constantly asking me to make paper planes with him. He really wanted it so I folded.
• My husband and I hate newspaper puzzles. We are happily married for twenty years and there has never been a crossword.
• I follow the newspaper truck every day. You can say I like to keep up with the Times.
• My math teacher has often been found alone with a bunch of graph papers. I bet he is plotting something against the students.
• There was an unexpected wiggle on the graph paper. I think this is what you can call a plot twist.
• Once I failed to fly a paper plane I made. I always thought I was good at making paper planes but sadly, the paper plane remained stationary.
• The new movie on graph papers is a disappointment. The plot is very much predictable and the special f(x) isn't that great either.
• I was late to drive my daughter to school because I was reading the newspaper. She was really upset with me as I am always behind the Times.
• Brian asked Sally for a piece of paper. Sally asked "A4 paper?". Brian said "no, a for animal".
• My son asked me to make him a paper  airplane . I tried all the magic I know but he’s still just a boy.
• I am trying to design some piece of paper. I hope I get an A4 for my efforts.
• The printer was making a lot of noise because the papers were jamming.
• My younger brother is like a newspaper. He has new issues every day.
• I made a paper plane last night and was about to make it fly when my brother said he wants the A4 seat.

These next funny paper puns are some of our best jokes and puns about paper!

• What did a piece of paper say to a binder? I love you a hole punch.
• Why did the origami company shut down? It went paperless.
• Why should you never give a frog a piece of paper? They’ll always just rip it, rip it.
• Why should you not write a book on penguins ? Because writing on paper is much easier.
• Two papers broke up because they were not on the same page.
• What is a belt made of cardboard called? A waist of paper.
• What are the similarities between a joke and a paper bag? Both can be recycled.
• What is a printer's least favorite kind of sandwich? Paper jam .
• Why can't you complete sudoku toilet paper? Because it can only be filled with 1’s and 2’s.
• What do you call a newspaper column that gives advice about fashion wear?  An article of clothing.

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After reading through all these hilarious jokes about paper, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny jokes then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

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• Jokes about magic
• Mirror jokes for kids

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Paper Jokes That Makes You Go Round and Round 

by Eric Russell

- 26 Sep 2023

Whether you are a student or a working professional, chances are that you are surrounded by stacks of paperwork. 

The piles of paper that you have to wade through can be intimidating and boring but there is a way to liven them up. By adding a little humor and taking the stress off those stacks of paperwork, you can transform the experience from drudgery to delight. 

This blog will show you how to do that. How? Though Paper jokes! Let your stress go and laugh instead.

Funny Paper Jokes and Puns

• “I feel stuck in this relationship!”
• Wrap music!
• Because they’re tearable!
• “You’ve got a good point!”
• It leaves a little note!
• “ Don’t look now, I’m changing.”  
• Snooze-papers!
• I said “scissors” and drove away.
• Teach me everything you know!
• It’s ten fold.
• Rough Rough.
• Both can be recycled.
• Parchment paper.
• Nevermind, it’s tearable.
• I find you attractive. 
• Stoners actually have papers.
• The Czech Republic.
• Because it’s tearable.
• Stationary.
• I’m drawing a blank.
• They’ll always just rip it, rip it.
• To get to the bottom!
• “I feel really wiped.”
• They both look for Klingons around Uranus.
• It ran out.
• Aisle B, Back.
• Because it was on a roll.
• Because it was wiped out.
• Because it got stuck in a crack.
• You can’t make a paper airplane out of an elephant.
• You put a little boogie in it!

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Crazy Paper Short-Liners 

• But I’ll have a shot at it.
• Not many words rhyme with “paper”.
• It’s most valuable when it hits bottom. 
• The Times are rough.
• I think he’s plotting something.
• Policeman: You have kept all the paper in foil and foil is banned.
• You probably should have seen a doctor before covid-19 if you needed 144 rolls of toilet paper.
• Turned out it was in Depeche mode.
• Humans cut down trees, make paper, then write ‘save trees’ on it. 
• I wondered why music was coming from the printer, apparently the paper was jammed.
• He proceeded to draw his weapon. 

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'i am looking for a male partner who needs to meet these three requirements., life is a lot like toilet paper., a guy buys a vintage motorcycle he saw for sale in an ad in the paper., a boy is writing a paper on childbirth and asks his parents, "how was i born", what did lily potter ask james when he handed her divorce papers, a kid in school hands in a blank piece of paper for his art homework., a man goes to a new store to get some toilet paper, my computer crashed a few hours into writing my paper, i ate the exam paper, what do you call a paper airplane that can’t fly, it was revealing when americans bought toilet paper at the start of the covid-19 crisis, i wrote down the names of all the people i hate, but my roommate used the paper to roll up his joint., a man is sitting on a bench in the park reading a newspaper. suddenly he throws the paper onto the ground and yells,, a patient in a psychiatric hospital is being examined by a shrink. the shrink hands him a piece of paper and asks him, "look at this inkblot and tell me what do you see.", i hate it when my finger rips through the toilet paper while wiping., why can't you trust a left-handed mathematician with graph paper, i ran out of toilet paper so i had to start using old newspapers, rock, paper and scissors have entered a race., i was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed, i went to the store to purchase some bread and the grocery store clerk asked me if i wanted paper or plastic, due to rising costs, i stopped using toilet paper. instead, i'm using newspaper now, have you heard the joke about paper it’s terrible. have you heard the joke about prostitution…, the paper bag. (old but pretty funny)., i also remember my grandfather's last words. he was very weak, bedridden in hospital, and had lost the power of speech. he had signalled for me to give him paper and a pencil. he died right after writing it., the paper industry is dying., a young executive is leaving the office late one evening, when he finds the ceo standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand., success is like toilet paper;, my 7/yo sister said this at the dinner table while me and my dad were talking: what did one paper say to the other, what does the starship enterprize and toilet paper have in common, what kind of paper likes listening to music, the toilet paper at my parents' house is like john wayne., seen this one in the paper... gave me a giggle, scientists claim its impossible to fold a piece of paper 8 times., my friend had the weed and i had the papers so we combined our resources., who took all of the toilet paper at the store, i wish my college professors 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These paper puns are so funny you’ll write off the rest of the day because you laughed so hard. All of them are worth a pay-per-view, so tell all your friends!

Why didn’t the toilet paper win the race? Because it was feeling wiped out.

What happened to the lady searching for toilet paper in the mall? She found her prince Charmin.

What happens when the world runs out of toilet paper? Depends.

Why was everyone panic-buying toilet paper when they heard about the incoming asteroid? Because they knew paper beats rock.

How do you recycle toilet paper? Carefully, with gloves on!

Why was the toilet paper unstoppable? It was always on a roll.

What kind of life does toilet paper live? It’s generally on a roll.

What is a two-dimensional owl called? A paper towl.

Why isn’t anyone shaking hands during the pandemic? Because everyone is out of toilet paper.

How does a roll of toilet paper feel at the end of the week? It feels wiped.

Why did toilet paper feel like rollig down the hill? Because it needed to get to the bottom of it.

What happens after using high-quality toilet paper? You Sparkle.

What happened to toilet paper companies aftr the pandemic sellouts? They were on Fire.

What did customer care after I called to complain about dysfunctional product? They did not re-ply to me.

What do yu call it when retialers unjustly raise the price of TP? A rip-off.

What is the favorite sport of cardboards? Boxing.

What do you call someone tired of playing card games? Cardboard.

What is a belt made of cardboard know as? Waist of paper.

What did the depressed paperclip say to his friend? I’m barely holding myself together.

What happened when the paper bomb blasted? Everyone crumbled.

What kind of paper do animals hate? Parchment paper.

Why is it more profitable to purchase cardboard boxes online? You always get an extra one.

How can a cardboard gun be reloaded? With paper clips.

What is the advantage of a paper about to be used for origami? It’s tenfold.

What did the piece of paper say to the binder? I love you a hole punch.

Why did the origami company shut down? The company was paperless.

What did a blind person say after touching sandpaper? “Who wrote this nonsense?”

What do you call a paper which is a musical star? Rapping paper

What did I do if a cop pulls me over and said “papers”? I said, “scissors,” and drove away.

What is toilet paper’s favorite type of fabric? Velvet.

What happened to my origami company? It folded.

Why did I give up on my origami hobby? There was a lot of paperwork.

What did a dog say after walking over a piece of sandpaper? Rough Rough.

Ever wondered why a piece of paper never wins a race? Because paper is stationary.

What would you call a piece of paper with a bull on it? Bull sheet.

What’s the similarity between a joke and a paper bag? Both can be recycled.

What kind of paper always sticks to each other? Adhesive paper.

What is a printer’s least favorite kind of sandwich? Paper jam.

What did one answer sheet say to another answer sheet when the exam started? Let’s roll.

Who scares a paper the most? A Scissor.

Which paper did the kid invite to his birthday party? Paper popper.

Paper Jokes

The pencil says to the paper?

“Don’t look now; I’m changing.” 

What do sloths enjoy reading?

Snooze-papers!

I wondered what my cat said to the shredder.

Teach me everything you know!

What are the similarities between jokes and paper bags?

Both can be recycled.

After walking over sandpaper, what did a dog say?

Rough Rough.

What paper do animals dislike?

Parchment paper.

What did the paper tell the pen?

What did the paper clip confess to the magnet?

I find you attractive.

What do I call a paper airplane that doesn’t ever fly?

Stationary.

The teacher asks why you’re staring at a blank piece of paper.

I’m drawing a blank.

What do you call papers that don’t like to sing?

Why shouldn’t you ever give frogs paper?

They’ll always rip it, rip it.

Why did the toilet roll down the mountain?

To get to the bottom!

What do toilet paper and the Starship Enterprisehave have in common?

They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

Why did the TP roll trip on the doormat?

It ran out.

What type of TP is a mathematician’s favorite?

What caused the Terminator to stumble upon TP?

Aisle B, Back.

Why didn’t the TP finish the race?

Because it was wiped out.

What made the toilet paper so cool?

Because it was on a roll.

Why didn’t the TP cross the street?

Because it got stuck in a crack.

How do you make tissue paper dance?

You put a little boogie in it!

What makes elephants different from paper?

You can’t use an elephant to make a paper airplane.

Paper Short-Liners

I’ve never written a paper on John F. Kennedy.

But I’ll have a shot at it.

Contrasting with stocks, TP makes an excellent investment.

It’s most valuable when it hits bottom.

The hardest part about wrapping paper is…

Not many words rhyme with “paper.”

Yesterday, my math teacher had a sheet of graph paper.

I think he’s plotting something.

Since I ran out of toilet paper, I used newspaper instead.

The Times is rough.

I loaded paper into my printer, and it flashed a message, “I can’t handle it.”

It turned out it was in Depeche mode.

Humans cut trees, make paper, and write ‘save the trees’ on it.

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80 Hilarious Paper Jokes That Will Make Your Mind Blank

Paper puns are just a way for us to have fun. What can find nothing like paper-related jokes and puns anywhere else? Why not save your time from Google-ing for funny jokes on paper? With these, you can quickly spare yourself from being bored with your paper or studying for hours. You will enjoy these jokes and maybe even use them in daily conversations and gatherings!

Paper jokes are a popular topic in humor, and they show no signs of stopping. In this article, I will share some funny puns and jokes on paper that are both cool and easy to make.

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Funny Paper Jokes and Puns

Paper is an excellent material for scribbling important notes and documents, but it also has its fair share of funny quips. From famous quotes to puns and just humor as a whole, here are some examples of paper humor with unconventional ways you could use them in your day-to-day life.

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What kind of paper always sticks to each other? Adhesive paper.

What did the sad paperclip say to his friend? I’m barely holding myself together.

What kind of paper do animals hate? Parchment paper.

Ever wondered why a piece of paper never wins a race? Because paper is stationary.

What did a dog say after walking over a piece of sandpaper? Rough Rough.

Why did the origami company shut down? The company was paperless.

What happened to the origami company I used to work for? It folded.

What is a paper’s favorite type of fabric? Velvet.

How can a cardboard gun be reloaded? With paper clips.

What is your favorite sport of cardboard? Boxing.

What do you call a paper which is a musical star? Rapping paper.

Which paper did the kid invite to his birthday party? Paper popper.

What’s the similarity between a joke and a paper bag? Both can be recycled.

What did a blind person say when he touched sandpaper? “Who wrote this nonsense?”

What did I do when a cop pulled me and said “papers”? I said, “scissors,” and drove away.

What did one answer sheet say to another answer sheet when the exam started? Let’s role.

Who scares a paper the most? A Scissor.

What is the advantage of a paper about to be used for origami? It’s tenfold.

What did a piece of paper say to a binder? I love you a hole punch.

What would you call a piece of paper with a bull on it? Bull sheet.

What is a printer’s least favorite kind of sandwich? Paper Jam.

What happened when the paper bomb blasted? Everyone crumbled.

What do you call someone tired of playing card games? Cardboard.

What is a belt made of cardboard called? A waist of paper.

Why is it more profitable to buy cardboard boxes online? You always get an extra one.

Why did I give up on origami as a hobby? There was a lot of paperwork.

Newspaper Jokes and Puns

Paper can be used as a stress relief while studying, especially when you’re forced to read papers that are beyond boring. A joke about paper can be hilarious for both nerdy and non-nerdy types of people. I’ll share some funny newspaper jokes with you!

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I recently found out you can recycle newspapers. I am sorry if that’s old news for you.

There is a similarity between the local newspapers and my blood. Both consist of type O.

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The electrician reads the newspaper all the time. I guess he likes to stay current.

I often read The Sun. It is a hard tabloid to swallow.

Today, there was an article on newspapers vs. Reddit. So i-Reddit.

The dinosaurs newspaper had to shut down. Their ratings were getting killed by the social meteor.

Last week I submitted ten puns to my local newspaper for a pun writing contest, but none of them got selected. There was no pun in ten.

A newspaper company was about to go out of business. It was de-pressed.

I follow the newspaper truck every day. You can say I like to keep up with the Times.

I was late driving my daughter to school because I was reading the newspaper. She was distraught with me as I am always behind the Times.

The 600-year-old vampire went to the corner store to buy newspapers. He said, “You might think they’re old-fashioned, but to me, they are all news.”

My husband and I hate newspaper puzzles. We have been happily married for twenty years, and there has never been a crossword.

My younger brother is like a newspaper. He has new issues every day.

Last week I read about the likelihood of a manmade global catastrophe. It was on the Newsday clock.

Yesterday there was an article on the wastage of food in the newspaper. I guess they are raisin awareness among people.

Due to the pandemic, we ran out of toilet paper and had to use newspapers. The Times are tough.

Toilet Paper Puns and Jokes

Paper humor is a topic that can be enjoyed by both nerdy and not-so-nerdy people of all ages. Who wouldn’t want to read funny puns on something we use daily? Paper humor can be of many types, considering our different types of paper.

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What happened to the toilet paper companies due to the recent sellouts? They were on Fiora.

What did customer care say when I called them to complain about the dysfunctional layer of the product? They did not re-ply.

Why isn’t anyone shaking hands in the pandemic situation? Because everyone is out of toilet paper.

Why did toilet paper feel the need to roll down the hill? Because it had to get to the bottom of it.

Why was everyone stress-buying toilet paper when they heard about the incoming asteroid? Because they knew paper beats rock.

Why was toilet paper unstoppable? Because it was on a roll.

What kind of life does a toilet paper live? It’s generally on a roll.

What is a two-dimensional owl called? A paper towl.

How do you recycle toilet paper? Carefully, with gloves on!

What will happen when the world runs out of toilet paper? Depends.

How does toilet paper feel at the end of a long week? It feels wiped.

Why couldn’t the toilet paper win the race? Because it was wiped out.

What happened to the lady looking for toilet paper in the mall? She found her prince Charmin.

What happens after you use good-quality toilet paper? You Sparkle.

What can you call the increasing price of toilet paper? A rip-off.

Hilarious Paper Puns

Paper has been a part of our lives for so long. Without paper, we wouldn’t be able to create new recipes to bake delicious bread. As the saying goes: there’s no such thing as old paper!

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Michael asked Pam for a piece of paper. Pam asked, “A4 paper?”. Michael said, “no, for the animal.”

The printer was making a lot of noise because the papers were jamming.

I saw ten tiny ants in my room on a cold night. I made them a house made of cardboard. So I guess I am their landlord and they are my ten-ants.

The only Audi I can A4’d as a paper collector is a paper Audi.

The new movie on graph paper is a disappointment. The plot is predictable, and the special f(x) isn’t that great.

I had to go to ten different stores to find some paper towels. You can now call me a Bounty hunter.

I watched a movie that is about a lone piece of graph paper. It was okay, but I felt the plot was scattered.

There’s a reason why a burrito isn’t made out of paper. It will be tear-able idea.

Once I failed to fly a paper plane I had made. I always thought I was good at making paper planes, but sadly, the paper plane remained stationary.

I made a paper plane last night and was about to make it fly when my brother said he wanted the A4 seat.

My dad has constantly been asking me to make paper planes with him. He wanted it, so I folded it.

I applied for an origami course at the university last week, but my rejection letter arrived today. I can’t figure out what to make of it.

I prefer writing on pages that have margins. Blank pages are where I have to draw the line.

I started selling notebooks made of handmade papers. The margins are pretty tight.

The Terminator found the toilet paper in Aisle B, Back.

I am starting to write a book about an x-axis and y-axis on a piece of graph paper. But I can’t figure out what the plot is going to be.

I got a paper cut while doing my Statistics homework, but I can’t determine the odds of getting that.

Once, we were so poor during the pandemic that we had to use calendars instead of toilet paper. I am so glad those days are behind us.

There are no black envelopes in the mail because blackmail is a crime.

Now that you know a new way to spend time and reduce stress, why don’t you have a go at some paper puns that will make your day? Find them on the internet or some books in the library and share them with your friends. And remember always to carry a roll of toilet paper, so you never get stuck with no humor.

What better way to help you destress than an excellent old pun? The best part is there are no wrong answers, so feel free to get crazy. Enjoy them throughout the year, and tell your friends and family about some of the best ones. Hopefully, these paper jokes will bring some laughter into your life during those stressful times.

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Paper Jokes

Wanna hear a terrible Joke?

Pretty tear-able, huh?

Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don't take shit off of anyone.

Toilet Paper

I ain't shaking any ones hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking any ones hand because y'all out of toilet paper!

Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road?

It got stuck in a crack

BADTRAPSTAE

WHAT TYPE OF FLOUR DO YOU BUY A ORPHAN=SELF RAISING

He got a paper cut and bled out

want to hear a joke about paper

never mind its tearable

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in the crack.

A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"

Other jokes:

1. Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing.

2. What did the elephant ask the naked man? How do you breathe out of that thing?

3. How do you make your husband scream during sex? Call him and let him hear it.

4. Why does the mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her b-shells!

5. How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone.

6. What does one boob say to the other boob? If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.

7. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for a golf ball.

8. What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball? She gagged.

Lunerlillie

Want to hear a paper joke

Never mind it’s to terrible

Kian Pritchett

Have you heard the joke about the paper? Never mind it’s tear-able

I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper because a huge rock is headed towards earth and paper covers rock

why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to excape the corano virise

Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the corona virus? When someone sneezes every one shits they're pants

How can toilet paper decorate your house

Shit sticks everywhere

Deportation

a cop pulled me over and shouted papers. i shouted scissors and drove off.

After getting in the White House, D.Trump gets a letter.... ... from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:

370HSSV 0773H

All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren't able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.

One of the agents suggest Trump to ask for MI6's help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary: Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down.

What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper? Hey check me out I'm on a roll! 😂😂🤭🤭

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack